Posts Tagged ‘St George Dragons’

St George Illawarra Dragons Song

Saturday, July 25th, 2009

The Warriors face a really tough challenge today….the mighty St George Illawarra Dragons are sitting on top of the NRL ladder and have been the team performing most consistently all season. Nathan Fien makes his return to Mount Smart Stadium dressed in red and white for the first time. I hope everything works out well for Nathan…..well, I hope he loses today but still manages to enjoy a long successful career! I have written a song about ‘flying lizards’ to commemorate todays battle between the awesome New Zealand Warriors and the Dragons. Watch the clip below (if you want to!).

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Fake NRL News

Monday, May 25th, 2009

01 Darren Lockyer Swaps Footy For Fashion

…it was just lucky no one was killed…and now for sport…

The world’s best rugby league player is set to turn his back on the game. Sources close to the Brisbane Broncos have revealed Darren Lockyer’s desire to make a name for himself in the world of fashion. He hopes to release a range of muppet related pyjamas in time for Christmas 2009.

02 Paul Gallon Opens Hair Dressing Salon

…unfortunately the only witness was a dog…and now for sport…

Paul Gallon insists he hasn’t gone soft. The Cronulla Sharks hard man has convinced his club to allow him to open his own hair dressing salon. When asked if he preferred styling lady’s hair to playing rugby league he giggled and held his hand over his mouth. He’s so bashful!
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