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01 Darren Lockyer Swaps Footy For Fashion

…it was just lucky no one was killed…and now for sport…

The world’s best rugby league player is set to turn his back on the game. Sources close to the Brisbane Broncos have revealed Darren Lockyer’s desire to make a name for himself in the world of fashion. He hopes to release a range of muppet related pyjamas in time for Christmas 2009.

02 Paul Gallon Opens Hair Dressing Salon

…unfortunately the only witness was a dog…and now for sport…

Paul Gallon insists he hasn’t gone soft. The Cronulla Sharks hard man has convinced his club to allow him to open his own hair dressing salon. When asked if he preferred styling lady’s hair to playing rugby league he giggled and held his hand over his mouth. He’s so bashful!
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I’ve tried to continue with my theme of belittling the opposition in this marvellous anthem dedicated to clashes between the New Zealand Warriors and the Brisbane Broncos. Unfortunately, on this occasion, the Broncos have upset the apple cart by defeating our army clad in black. We’ll get ‘em next time and then my song will take on a whole new relevance.
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This preview of round 3 of the National Rugby League competition was uploaded to YouTube on Wednesday the 25th of March. I made a very bold prediction regarding Denan Kemp and the scoring of two tries. I haven’t watched the game yet but I know he didn’t score, but oh well, never mind. I picked all of the home teams for the round 3 games and if Manly beat Penrith tomorrow night (fingers crossed) I’ll end up with 6 out of 8. Not bad!
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